Well, this is awkward.

Look, the Justice League is really good at what they do. None of our plans have ever come to 100% fruition and it would feel like cheating if we posted our near-successes to this page. Every single time we get *this* close to taking over the world, and then we spend just a little bit too much time on our monologues or our handcuffs are always a tad too loose. That's where you can come in. If you think you've got what it takes to elevate us to the next level of villainry, then please apply.